Thursday, October 16, 2008

High Return Investments

A colleague sent me the following investing strategy yesterday, and I figured I would share is with the world. Seems reasonable to me:

"If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock  one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman,  you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would  have less than $5 left.  

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of  beer one year ago, drank all of  the beer, then turned in the  cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.  

Based on the above, the best current investment  advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the  401-Keg..... " 
If you needed an excuse, you got one now...

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